Hey! What’s up? Hello,
I read a lot of blogs and they all have these really well thought out and mindful introductions where they tell you about themselves. A little “meet the author” type excerpt that will help better understand who I am and what I’m doing here. Yeah, I’m not gonna do that. One, it requires effort and let’s be honest, we all know I’m coasting. Two, I like being different (see: extra) so boom! I thought of something else: I’m going to list a few things that this blog is NOT and you can decide if you want to stay. Please stay. I spend a lot of time talking to Preschoolers and I’m starting to refer to myself as “We” alot (like, “we would prefer if you poured the wine into our cat mug so we can pretend to not drink this early in front of the neighbors.”) and I think I need to talk to more adults but I DESPERATELY don’t want to leave my house.
This is NOT a blog where I’ll post inspirational and uplifting posts to help you “Be the You Jesus Hoped You’d Be” or “Reconnect with Your Husband; have you just tried listening, Carole?”. I genuinely don’t listen for shit and the only inspirational quotes I have in my arsenal are “Say it don’t spray it” and “Arrive Alive”.
This is NOT a blog where I’m gonna sell you things. I’m a Stay at Home mom so my hobbies include eating cereal out of creative containers (I’m looking at you, loaf pan) and not spending our money on horseshit.
This is NOT a blog where I’m going to give you fashion and make-up tips. Pants are overrated and Fashion is stupid. Just wear the clothes that you feel comfortable in and that make your butt look amazing.
Finally, this is NOT a blog where I’m here to push one version or idea of parenting down your throat. Super Mom’s that cut their kids’ tuna sandwiches into kitty cats chasing their goldfish crackers (damn, that’s a good idea.) are just as welcome as the mom’s wondering if spooning the tuna into a plastic bag and throwing in a packet of Ritz crackers counts as a lunchable. I’m here to entertain you with stories of my ridiculous children, speculate about why men’s nipples are so damn useless and be generally inappropriate from the pantsless comfort of my own home. I hope you’ll hang around.
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Love it!! Canβt wait to see what you have in store.
Thank you! π